Day 10 - Tain to John O'Groats

Oh thank God for that. Arrived in JOG in the rain, appropriately I suppose, to find that they’d taken the signpost down because people have been nicking it if it’s left up overnight. Bit of a disappointment after 1000 miles but hey ho…we’re finished! Rain cleared up and we were treated to a religious sort of sunset – as though God was about to select us for some mission or other (luckily he didn’t, I don’t think I’ve got the energy). Then we went to the one and only local hotel in JOG and had a celebratory beer and slap up meal.

The day overall was a good one to finish on…it was pretty flat with a few nasty exceptions (nothing as we haven’t seen before though), but the real bugger of the day was a wind in our faces which sucked up all our remaining energy (mine anyway I probably shouldn’t speak for Dave – he seemed to have a bit more left in the tank) – I had to just get my head down and slowly wobble along a couple of patches (passed at one point by a couple of ultra-fit chaps who zoomed by with a smile and the sort of encouraging remark that makes you realise you look like you’re about to collapse). But the A9 runs along the coast all the way on this final stretch and the views were great. Sea, sky, tarmac – lovely. We got some good bits of sun too. After Wick we knew we were nearly there and the inevitable result was that it seemed to take forever to actually get there. There’s a hill just before you get to JOG and the heather on it was wiped out by fire a few weeks ago so it was completely black and you could smell the charred remains for a good few miles before you got there – it was a bit like approaching Mordor.

Well, it’s all over and now all that remains is to enjoy the train ride home… 

Day 9 - Spean Bridge to Tain

A good start along Loch Lochie – fairly flat going and it’s a lovely little pond. We kept up a nice brisk pace and got a good bit of mileage under our belts. I’d been looking forward to Loch Ness but in the end it was a bit dull really and got more uppy-downy which I didn’t like much either.

We decided to go via Inverness in order to miss a very nasty hill that we felt our legs could do without, but we regretted it because the A9 at Inverness is the worst bit of road we’ve been on for traffic – incredibly fast (particularly over the bridge, which we realised too late we shouldn’t have been on!) and we got beeped by almost everything that went past us (one enormous timber lorry honked just as he went passed and almost knocked us off our bikes).

Anyway, after a drawn out (as usual) last 10 miles or so we arrived at the best B&B so far – with a sea view and run by a lovely, friendly woman who recommended a nice pub where we had some good grub. Tain is where they make Glenmorangie whisky, in fact we stayed on Morangie Road – I wish we had more time to sample the delights…

We’re now within 100 miles of John O’Groats!!

Day 8 - Dumbarton to Spean Bridge 10/16/12

Back to the rain!! A very long, very wet day that almost did for me. A long slow climb after Loch Lomond took us up into the Highlands, where there was some fantastic scenery – some of it we could even see through the rain – the vast craggy hills around Glencoe were a highlight and probably the most breath-taking part of the trip so far. We had a burger in Tyndrum at a café full of soggy, less-than-full-of-the-joys-of-spring holidaymakers.

We’ve started singing to stave off boredom and to take our minds off sore bums (Scottish roads still causing uncalled for grief – either supersmooth or like cobblestones). Dave seems to favour The Proclaimers, I’ve been leaning towards Paul McCartney, particularly The Mull Of Kintyre.

I only just made it up the last section towards Spean Bridge after Fort William, got very dizzy and felt rather sick from too many energy gels (also not sure that Chinese last night has done me any favours). The technical term for this is “bonking”, but I didn’t quite bonk – we got to the hotel just in time.

Not a hugely welcoming place, they seemed rather put out that we wanted something to eat towards the end of their serving time – run by a Scouser with a Hitler complex. I wouldn’t recommend it. Unfortunately it’s the only hotel in Spean Bridge.

Day 9 tomorrow, we’re getting closer…

Day 7 - Dumfries to Dumbarton 09/06/12

This is more like it! A good night’s sleep in Dumfries and some decent weather. We had everything from the beautiful, rolling hills of Galloway to the fast A76 to the grimy cityscapes of Glasgow’s various hard core districts – and we even got a weird little ferry across the Clyde (slightly confused when we found there was no bridge at the point Garmin had led us to, and relieved that we were not too late for the ferry…more slight under-planning perhaps?)

The wind has not been too bad and often not in our face today and although the terrain had some ups and downs it was nothing too extreme. We finished up at a fairly basic but very comfortable hotel in Dumbarton, where we have ordered out for a Chinese. A Scottish Chinese. Much like an English one.

Tomorrow…the Highlands!! 

Day 6 - Sedburgh to Dumfries 08/06/12

Into Scotland! A long and very difficult day. It is very hilly between Sedburgh and Carlisle – much more so than expected (I remember planning to avoid the Lake District and assuming it would be fairly flat around here…wrong again!). My legs have not got as much in them as they did a few days ago and as we wound our way around the M6 (?) on little roads that looked so innocent on the map I began to feel fairly depressed again, especially as we have now left the families behind again.

It flattened out after Carlisle and the rain settled in – I spend a lot of time behind Dave (in fact the sight of his bottom going up and down is going to be one of my enduring memories of this trip, which is nice) and today on the A… I tried to stay in his slipstream but in order to do so had to accept a constant spray of muddy water in my face.

Gretna Green was a bit of a disappointment, although it was good to get the obligatory photos and it’s great to be in Scotland finally. The road surfaces get noticeably more crappy when you’ve crossed into Scotland and they were pretty hard on the bum for the last part of the day. However, we’ve got a lovely posh B&B in Dumfries and we’ve just enjoyed some very acceptable Scottish fish and chips (much like English ones actually). Now, bed.

600 down, 400 to go…and I hear the weather might not be TOO bad tomorrow, we’re getting there!